And not a single fuck was given how to enter that car

Like a boss.

Style icon #27

We hears.

//Bruce Springsteen

Perspective

It has always been about it and always will.

No, but nearly

Yeah this is about right

I had a pretty dope Memorial Weekend too. Not as fine as this young gentleman/lady of course, but still.

by the way

my Blogger account is playing tricks on me. Won't let me log in and shit. But I finally managed to fuck back with it. We always win against the internet. Always.

Blogger apologizes and shit though.

Senior and virgin

Still.

 

yup CLICK on the image.

Pimped

lmao

Genius Bat.

Updog

Genius kid.

I'm back from epic weekend in Montauk

Been douche-bagging a lot, but it's good to be back. Damn this city is hot though. I've also kept busy, craftmanning and fixing stuff and shit, we like?

My blogger was fucked up yesterday

Couldn't log in nor post and shit. BUT. As you can see, that didn't stop me from doing my business and scoring big time.

Thursday means two wolves

Two wolves hugging, that is.

virgin and dangerous

lol tree

Another happy day in the big Apple. (Sadly, this is not an apple tree tho).

Let's look at these kids riding a bicycle in the airport

They're probably from Finland, but most likely from Poland.

I can't fucking believe it

Those crazy Brazilians totally ripped off the concept from Beirut. Not that I even remotely care - talent borrows, genius steals - it was still a shock*. Anyways you'll be glad you listened to this one too. It's pretty much just as amazing.




*Nope, not really

There's a new hero in town

And he's rioting against something and we support him so god damn much it's almost scary. This is how you protest.

This is a kid running with an utter at Sea World

And if it's not clear now how amazing this day will be... Well. Then you just wait for the next post.

As stated

It is a beautiful morning.

Bonjour, hope you're tres bien

This is a baby dolphin greeting a baby penguin, which means we're off to an amazing start.

Sick.

But in the good way.


Loom from Polynoid on Vimeo.

This is one genius seal

Can easily imagine him becoming President of All Seals one day. Or at least he should be elected when they vote later this Fall.

As hard as you may try, you won't find anything wrong with this kid

The pants. The Sandals. The pose. The effin' kid himself. My hero. (C'MON: The pants + sandals + pose combo!!!!)

Guess boys will be boys

Even somewhere at a concert in Asia, where I can only assume death penalty exists for things like this in various countries. Not gonna go all sexist on you, but isn't it kinda fucked up/tragic that the dudes faces are blurred and not the poor girl?

You will take 6 minutes of your so "stressful life" and watch this video

No cheating. You will be rewarded.

Sit down and steal my car

By all fucking means, please do.

Like father like shit

So the end of the world never happened

And me and me pals had gotten all dressed up and shit for nothin'. Nothin'!

Aww - our kid has grown up

One of the first pictures I loved on the internet. Nostalgia gone adult. "Adult".

Finger on Uranus

:D

Give it 30 seconds and you're gonna have the most amazing music experience this side of the judgement day

Shark's up

Happy fucking Friday to us all

Just ate late lunch

And ready to nap forever.

This is Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises

No much gets much bigger than this, and then nothing comes close.

This ia a magical shot

On so many angles.

5th amendment

I refuse to admit I don't get it either.

herr strauss-kahn

Orlando just moved up a few notch on the Magic Beckett Of Awesome Ladder

Here's to Thursday's.

Hellogoodmorning, it's 11AM and this is the funniest shit you'll see today

I'm still laughing.

We're the perfect match, amazing

Not that I agree with her on everything, but who says a man can't adapt. Katie bunny, not a firm believer of love at first sight either, but let's meet and I'll show you connection at first sight.

Louri Creek Croc, Gabon

Photograph by Michael Nichols

A days-old Nile Crocodile, Crocodylus niloticus, takes his first swim through the tannin-stained Louri Creek, deep in the heart of the 380,000-acre Loango National Park.

via National Geographic.

Best video ever of today

In a country who wants Sarah Palin for president, this makes so much sense.

Today is Wednesday, this should be celebrated

You're absolutely fucking welcome.

Deepest condolences and a birthday invitation, bro

Today's freckles

Age check

via fuckyeahdementia!!1!

Let's get all unexpectedly James Dean

With no clear motivation either, no.

I'm actually (involuntarily) growing one now

Business trip or whatevs

It makes much more sense on this Tuesday than the weekend I was gonna save it for. Unless his flight was canceled that is.

This is a giraffe licking a squirrel

And a related note reminds us that it is Tuesday and it's pouring down rain which actually feels depressing as it's almost weighing us down. Sort of.

The most accurate graph ever

via

The truth

Next week we'll reveal the truth about the Moon-landing. Stay tuned.

Space shuttle launch from a plane

Look pretty awesome to me.

Nom.

This is a dog with big glasses

While one might think it's a clever dog, it's actually a hipster dog.

That's better

See. Already shaping up. This makes perfect sense.

Slow day on the internet

I haven't slept more than nothing tonight even though I was so tired I was yawning and almost falling asleep during dinner. So here a rabbit on top of a dog's head.

Today...

Style icon #26

Jisus fucking christ. Barely knew I looked this dapper when I was young myself.

Nazdarovya!
Joseph Stalin